Welcome to my little stomping ground!  My name is Richard.  Back in February of 2002 I relocated from Chicago, IL down to the Suncoast of Florida.  Now while I've been enjoying the change of pace down here, being near the water, and the gorgeous scenery, I'm learning really quick how screwed up this place can be!  Most would think it was because of the number of elderly people.  There's nothing more frustrating than being stuck behind a big, fat ass Lincoln Town Car going 25mph in a 45mph zone.  But what people often forget about Florida is that it is truly a southern state.  And let me tell you, the redneck factor is in full force down here!  I've seen so much messed up crazy crap so far that I decided to put together this page to share some of my stories, as well as to just spew out my opinions on various things.  Please email me when you see something in particular that you really liked or disliked... I'd love to hear it. I'm not saying that I'm going to really give a damn about what you have to say, but I do want to hear it!  :)

7/23/2003
Praise God! I finally have my home webserver up and running! No more bandwidth limitations or annoying advertising! I do not plan on moving The Heretic onto the new server, however I will be slowly merging it with my new website. Announcing the birth of my new and improved home!

5/8/2003
Alright people, I can see that this site has been getting activity, but I'm not getting any feedback! At the very least, sign my god damn guestbook! Yeah, I'm talking to you! Even if you think all of this is crap, let me know! Either SIGN my guestbook or drop me an email

Actually, today I will be trying to get two of my news bits out here, one local and one national. When I heard these two this morning, I just knew that they would have to get a couple spots on The Heretic. Both involve the youth of today, so be prepared for something similar to my "fat kids" bit. Peace,
~Richard

MTV Pushes Sarasota Teen off Five Story Condo!

5/6/2003
Well, I got my annual review at work yesterday. "You've done a very good job over the last year! We're very happy to have you here! So here's your raise, 3.5%" What the fuck is that shit! 3.5%? I have never, NEVER, had such an insulting raise in my life! Hey management, why don't you just bend over and drop 'em, and I'll show you what you can do with your 3.5%!

5/1/2003
Check it out! I've been banished to the 8th Level of Hell! Not too shabby if I may say so myself! Check it out here

4/18/2003
Wow, how badly do I suck?!? Oh yeah, I was hoping to have some new material to put up here back in December... you know what really blows my mind? I posted that little update the day before I drove up to Chicago for the holiday. As if I was actually going to work on the website while I was on vacation! Well, I think I might add something today... but I seriously doubt it. :)

12/18/2002
Sorry for being gone for so long everyone! I am hoping to have some new material up here in the next few days, so please stop back and check us out. Also, if any of you have ideas on what you'd like to see here, please email me.

New FAA Regulations for Vibrators!

$200 Million for Fat Kids!

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-Richard